Forest Gate Ugly 11:55 Mon Apr 10
Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
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To the tune of the Beach Boys song the Mancs sing about Mourinho:
"Woke up this morning feeling fine
Got Cheikh Kouyaté on my mind
He loves the Claret and Blue like we knew that he would.
Oh yeah
Something tells me Cheikh's into something good."
My brother's going to Sunderland. Don't leave him singing it on his own!
I thank you
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Forest Gate Ugly
12:01 Wed Apr 12
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Troy your Salt n Peppa inspired one has a camp genius to it. How about 'and Cressy' to make it scan? Thank me later!
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Fifth Column
11:37 Wed Apr 12
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Fivetide should be the official WHO songwriter from now on
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Fifth Column
11:37 Wed Apr 12
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I actually think the one below is simple and genius...
You've got to fight
For your right
Kouyaaaaaateeee
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Fifth Column
11:35 Wed Apr 12
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Yes I'm bored
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Fifth Column
11:35 Wed Apr 12
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Kouyaaaate
Wooooooooooohhhhh
Kouyateee
Wooooooooohhhhhh
He's massive and he's black
He should be centre back
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Fifth Column
11:34 Wed Apr 12
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Kouyaaaate
Wooooooooooohhhhh
Kouyateee
Wooooooooohhhhhh
He don't chase Essex snatch
He prays before each match
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Fifth Column
11:32 Wed Apr 12
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Kouyaaaate
Wooooooooooohhhhh
Kouyateee
Wooooooooohhhhhh
His passing is just daft
He should play centre half
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Stevethehammer
10:47 Wed Apr 12
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To the tune of ain't nobody and a slight variation of lanzini's song
Cheik kouyate, cheik kouyate
Makes me happy
Plays the west ham way
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Pervy McBeer
10:28 Wed Apr 12
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To the sound of Jump in Line by Harry Belafonte
Cheik, Cheik, Cheik Kouyate
Cheik ya body line
Cheik, Cheik, Cheik Kouyate
Cheik it all the time
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Troy McClure
10:18 Wed Apr 12
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A rip of Arsenal's song from a few years back but hey-ho..
To the Salt n' Pepa tune - Lets talk about sex...
LETS TALK ABOUT CHEIK BABY
LETS TALK ABOUT LAN-ZI-NI
LETS TALK ABOUT MARKY NOBLE, ANDY CARROLL AND FEG-HOU-LI
LETS TALK ABOUT CHEIK
(appreciate Im one syllable out in that 3rd line but it got hard to scan with the squad names available)
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Mr Anon
10:11 Wed Apr 12
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Not sure that exactly goes with the tune Aalborg!
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Aalborg Hammer
9:55 Wed Apr 12
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To the tune of Barry Manilows' Copa cabana...
His name's Kouyote,
He comes from Dakar,
There's no player here who is blacker
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Sarge
4:15 Wed Apr 12
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On the beach boys theme
Everybody loves cheikhou
Cheikhou kou-ya-te
Cheikhou Cheikhou kou-ya-te
Cheikhou Cheikhou kou-ya-te
Cheikhou Cheikhou kou-ya-te etc etc
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Troy McClure
6:32 Tue Apr 11
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He's big
He's black
He might have a heart attack
KOUYATE KOUYATE
I'm sorry
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Forest Gate Ugly
6:04 Tue Apr 11
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Scrap my idea. I like Fivetide's. Altogether now. "You've gotta fight. For your right. Kouyaaaaaaaate" Possibly
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Saul Bollox
6:02 Tue Apr 11
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(nt)
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Saul Bollox
6:02 Tue Apr 11
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(nt)
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Saul Bollox
6:02 Tue Apr 11
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(nt)
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Fivetide
5:15 Tue Apr 11
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I wanted a Chaka Khan lyric to work somehow, but it really doesn't.
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Mr Anon
5:11 Tue Apr 11
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Surely there's scope for Harry Belefonte- Jump in line!
Cheik Cheik Cheik Kouyatee
running down the line....
something else something else
obviously he doesn't run down the line, so might have to wait for a Billic special!
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Fivetide
5:03 Tue Apr 11
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fuckingwingdinggrrrrbollocksinsertsymbols willyoubastardahhhhh
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